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SQUISH BLASTOISE
Missions 0/3
- Warm-up · Overdrive16,500%
- Proper run · Cannon Fever40,000%
- Legend · Cannon Fever170,000%
Best today 0% · next Warm-up
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GRAND PRIZE
A one-off 3D print of the squished Blastoise goes to whoever lands the 30,000,000th squish. Exactly that squish. No draw.
30,000,000 squishes until the winning squish.
Squish Blastoise — the free 3D stress toy you play in your browser
Grab the 3D water-cannon turtle, pull him like putty and hold your nerve as the tension meter climbs. Balance right on the moving POP marker to build multipliers, chain squishes for combos and push your stretch percentage onto the live global leaderboard. No download, no sign-up, free to play on phone or desktop.
Today's daily challenges
Three goals, one ladder: Warm-up 16,500% (Overdrive), Proper run 40,000% (Cannon Fever), Legend 170,000% (Cannon Fever). A fresh set lands every day at midnight UTC, and clearing one keeps your streak alive.
Duel a friend
Every run can be shared as a “beat this” duel link. Send it to a mate, they land on your score and try to top it — then they can send one straight back.
More: how to play, global leaderboard, daily challenge, about this fan-made parody toy.