About Squish Blastoise
Squish Blastoise is a single-page 3D stress toy that runs entirely in your browser — no download, no sign-up, no app store. Grab the water-cannon turtle with a mouse or a finger, pull, and watch his polygons stretch like putty until his cannons erupt.
How the squishing works
The model is deformed per-frame at the vertex level: your grip point pulls nearby vertices with a smooth radial falloff, blended through a spring-damper so releasing snaps back with a wobble. Each elasticity tier applies a different deformation style — lobes, necking, twisting taffy, corkscrews — so a GOD ROLL looks nothing like a Rubber pull.
Global scores in real time
Every qualifying squish counts towards a live worldwide counter, and your best stretch can be posted to a public leaderboard without creating an account — usernames are claimed per device.
Is it official?
No. This is an unofficial, non-commercial fan parody made for fun, not affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Game Freak or The Pokémon Company.